Posted on Sunday, December 04, 2022 with 22713 Notes
Posted on Sunday, December 04, 2022 with 20791 Notes

darkhawk1126:

sleepy-bebby:

apparently our dog has slowly cut a hole in our bedroom window shawshank style while we are out and has been letting herself out on the roof and just makes sure she’s back downstairs in her bed by the time we get home. only found out because our neighbor snapped this picture.ALT
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i once watched in horror on the pet camera as this same dog jumped onto the counter and grabbed a giant serrated bread knifeALT
She's going to use said knife and shank the neighbor who got her in trouble.ALT
samurai dog with katana meme 'While You Were Partying, I Studied the Blade.'ALT

Cat: I saw nothing…

Posted on Sunday, October 30, 2022 with 65708 Notes
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Posted on Sunday, October 30, 2022 with 11656 Notes
Posted on Sunday, October 30, 2022 with 34988 Notes
Posted on Wednesday, September 28, 2022 with 6161 Notes

trashboat:

trashboat:

coughloop:

check it out

im in the bed like blanket

i kiss my teddy and thank it

grab my hog i’m gonna crank it

spank it

it’s sleepy time and i’m a rank bitch

Posted on Wednesday, September 28, 2022 with 151869 Notes

ayeforscotland:

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I’ve been in absolute tears cry laughing at this for the past 15 minutes.

Posted on Tuesday, September 06, 2022 with 129315 Notes

cheeselegstheblog:

kaijuno:

patrik-star:

When you carry all the grocery bags in one trip

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when the,. when,, then the pu, the pus, when - when you- the

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Posted on Tuesday, September 06, 2022 with 2695 Notes
Posted on Tuesday, September 06, 2022 with 3400 Notes
Posted on Sunday, August 28, 2022 with 59505 Notes

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

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This is chad as fuck

Posted on Sunday, August 28, 2022 with 648177 Notes
bowtiesarecool4:
“ceruleanpineapple:
“ why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you
look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt
”
#spot the Australian
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bowtiesarecool4:

ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you

look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

#spot the Australian

Posted on Sunday, August 28, 2022 with 709090 Notes
Posted on Friday, August 26, 2022 with 2841 Notes

cryptotheism:

If we can sync up every menstrual cycle on earth, the power of our spells will increase tenfold.

Posted on Friday, August 26, 2022 with 162758 Notes
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